11:28 am

Listen, Twilight could have been completely solved if they had just chosen a college over the Grand Forks high school. Like? Y’all look 18 forever? I know college seniors who look 16, it’s cool. They don’t eat? Man we’re poor too, y’all don’t see me eat ever. Y’all glitter in the sunlight? It’s cool I went to a rave once too, that glitter shit it hard to get off. Like c’mon. Why would you wanna be in high school for a milenia anyways.

Also why would you wnt to take the same classes over and over? With college they could pick and choose. Like imagine.

“Dude are you sure you want to do History again? Last time you tried to fight the professor.”

“Screw it I’m majoring in the arts. They look like they know how to have fun.”

“Why are you majoring in maths? It’s boring.”
“It’s the only thing they don’t keep changing.”

“You’re just taking a bunch of random classes. What even is your major this time?”
“Partying.”

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